Comedy is subjective. But one form of comedy that has been tried and true for years is dad jokes. At barbecues, family gatherings or even at a first date, a dad joke can break the ice, and even show your wits and personality to people who haven’t met you before. As a kid, my dad would always tell whoever he met dad jokes, and he is always the life of the party.
My brother Tyler and I love to make new jokes as often as we think of them, and in our opinion, the cheesier the better. I have a list of all of the jokes that I have either heard, read, or made up and I also have a list of my top ten favorites.
Here they are:
10. Why did the whale cross the ocean? -To get to the other tide.
9. What did the fortune teller give the cow as its fortune? -Something of utter importance will happen soon.
8.Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No. I don’t think they’ll fit me.
7.How does a Penguin build his house? -Igloos it together.
6.Why do winners always win? -Beats me
5.I just watched a documentary on beavers. It was the best dam documentary I’ve ever seen.
4. How do you make an octopus laugh? -With ten-tickles
3.kid: okay dad, I’ll call you later.
Dad: Don’t call me later, call me dad
2. kid: I’m hungry!
Dad: Well hi hungry I’m (insert name)
1. Why did the comedian go to the hospital? – Because he was feeling funny.
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