Dad Jokes are the Best Jokes

Comedy is subjective.  But one form of comedy that has been tried and true for years is dad jokes. At barbecues, family gatherings or even at a first date, a dad joke can break the ice, and even show your wits and personality to people who haven’t met you before. As a kid, my dad would always tell whoever he met dad jokes, and he is always the life of the party.

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My brother Tyler and I love to make new jokes as often as we think of them, and in our opinion, the cheesier the better. I have a list of all of the jokes that I have either heard, read, or made up and I also have a list of my top ten favorites.

Here they are:

10. Why did the whale cross the ocean?  -To get to the other tide.

9. What did the fortune teller give the cow as its fortune?  -Something of utter importance will happen soon.

8.Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on?

Dad: No. I don’t think they’ll fit me.

7.How does a Penguin build his house?  -Igloos it together.

6.Why do winners always win?  -Beats me

5.I just watched a documentary on beavers. It was the best dam documentary I’ve ever seen.

4. How do you make an octopus laugh?  -With ten-tickles

3.kid: okay dad, I’ll call you later.

Dad: Don’t call me later, call me dad

2. kid: I’m hungry!

Dad: Well hi hungry I’m (insert name)

1. Why did the comedian go to the hospital?  – Because he was feeling funny.

The Fall From Grace

As season 8 of Game of Thrones comes to a close, many people online are stating their opinions of the last season. Myself included, most people are on the fence whether or not they enjoyed the season. There are many reasons as to whether or not I have been enjoying it thus far, but even still I’m on the fence.

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In my opinion, the show has lost the magic that it had in earlier seasons. I think the root of the problem stems from the fact the books have not been completed. Understandably, this has caused various issues for the writers as they have to come up with an ending that not only aligns with the work they have done is previous seasons, but also come up with an ending that will please the many viewers. They have done an incredible job up to this point in adapting George R.R. Martin’s story, but now that they have established they expansive world it seems as though they are going with the past of least resistance in many cases in order to simply wrap up the series. This has resulted in a split among viewers, as it feels as though this nearly decade long journey is ending in a cheap and bland way that is not representative of the magic they captured throughout.

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I think that the pacing of the season is off. The creators put so much effort into the earlier seasons that it now  seems  like they are putting what could be 2 or 3 seasons worth of plot into one. For example, the show has built up an extraordinary looming threat during the last seven seasons, only for his character arc to culminate into a single episode.

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However, the season has still been entertaining, even if it has not recaptured what was seen in past seasons. The actors have done an incredible job, even with what they were given, and the dialogue still feels authentic. The action as well has been up to par with the rest of the show, (except for a couple of scenes) and the episodes never feel boring.

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All in all, I think I have enjoyed the final season thus far, but I think that a show of its caliber deserved a better ending season that the one that it GOT.

The Battle For Top Four

As time goes on, the premier league season gets closer and closer to an end. Manchester City and Liverpool are the only possible two teams that can win the league, but with neither of them playing each other for the rest of the season, the race is not the most interesting thing in the world. However, the race for the champions league, or the final third and fourth place is getting more and more interesting. Image result for champions league

 

With Manchester United, Spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal all eligible for top four and all of them losing to lower teams, the race is getting extremely interesting. Also, the top 6 still plays others in the top 6, so the final places are anybody’s to take.

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Personally, I would love to see Manchester United to make it, along with spurs, but with United in sixth, the chances look to be unlikely. Nevertheless, it is still possible. All of the teams are in equally poor form, so it is crazy to watch all of these great teams scrambling to win against the twentieth placed teams when they should be competing to win the league.

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But who will get top 4? with only a few  games left, it is hard to tell, but keep your eyes peeled. I know I will!

The Endgame

As April begins, so does the countdown to the climax of the largest cinematic universe. As phase 3 comes to a close with Avengers: Endgame releasing on April 26, fans of the MCU are dying to see how the events of Infinity War will fix themselves.

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With more than half of the cast being turned to dust, and even more dying off-screen, fans are theorizing who they believe will come back to life, who will stay dead, and also, who from the remaining cast will die. Characters like Iron man or Captain America, who have been in the MCU for ages, are rumored to be the ones who will die.

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With Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans’ contracts running out, and with Thor getting a reboot in Phase 3, it seems that Downey and Evans’ characters are destined to come to an end, and that Thor is going nowhere.

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Obviously no one knows what will happen, except for the people who worked on the movie itself. Theories though are being talked about all over, whether it be Reddit users, YouTube channels, or even people on twitter voicing their opinions, it is no question that Avengers: Endgame is one of the most hyped and talked about movies of its time.

Missed Connection

Music can sometimes make you feel like your in a different world. It can take you from a state of sadness, and bring you to a point where you don’t have a care in the world. Likewise, music can just as easily turn your good mood into sadness with its thought provoking lyrics and dark melodies. No other genre though, in my opinion, can change your mood as much as folk can. With the likes of The Head and the Heart, The Lumineers, Whitney and Passenger being prime examples of bands that can so easily change your mood, song after song.

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The newest single by The Head and the Heart, “Missed Connection”, which is an upbeat song that speaks about accidentally meeting the love your life, Changed my mood instantly. By the first melody, I felt much happier and more awake then I was after a long and tiring day. ”Missed Connections” is not the only mood changing song in the genre however; songs like “Frieda” by the Morningsiders, ”Dirty Paws” by Of Monsters and Men, ”Follow” by Whitney just to name a few are also great songs that instantly put you into a good mood.

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Music, although it can be beautiful, is not always uplifting. It may be obvious, but sad and thought provoking music can be just as important to healing your mind and soul, as well as improving your mood. When music can make you think, it can inspire you to fix parts of your life that were broken that you didn’t even realize were causing pain and misery in your life. Again using The Head and the Heart as an example, their song “10,000 Weight in Gold” was one of the most influential songs to me that Iv’e ever heard. It reminds you to be grateful for what you have, because you won’t realize how much it was worth until you lose it. “Well 10, 000 weight in gold, Never feels like treasure until you lose it all.”

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When listening to music, listen to the lyrics, because you never know how they can change you.

How good is Avatar: The Last Airbender?

As a child, “Avatar: The Last Airbender” was my favorite show of ever. I had watched the entire series multiple times throughout elementary school, and it just seemed to get better the more times I watched it. Recently, I spent the time to re-watch all three seasons, to see if it was as good as I remembered it to be. To my pleasure, not only did it meet my expectations, it exceeded them. In the show, some people have special abilities that allowed them to bend the four elements, water, earth, fire, and air.

“Water. Earth. Fire. Air.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.

A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named Aang, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.

But I believe Aang can save the world.”

Those words, said before every episode, have become engraved in my mind ever since I was a kid. the plot, although it seems simple, becomes one of the most complex stories I’ve ever seen. Undoubtedly though, the most intriguing part of the entire series is the story of the banished prince Zuko. Zuko is the prince of the Fire Nation, (the bad guys) and was banished by his father for questioning the war, and was given a scar across his half of his face as well. The scare represents Zuko’s pain and the humility of being banned from his nation, and it haunts him throughout the entire series. Zuko’s whole purpose is to find the Avatar, which was a task given to him by his father to restore his honor. However, this story takes many twists and turns, and learns a lot throughout his journey.

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The main characters in this show are Aang, Katara, Sokka, Zuko, Toph, and of course, the main antagonist, Fire lord Ozai. Katara and Sokka, are brother and sister, and are from a small ice village in the south that was destroyed by the fire nation. There, they discover the most important person in the show, and in their lives, Aang. Aang is the main character, and he is the avatar, the only person who can bend all four elements. and has to deal with coming to terms with being the Avatar, and that the war is in his hands to end. Toph, along with Zuko and Katara, are the ones who teach Aang to bend the element that he isn’t a master of already (air). Toph however, is blind, and can only “see” by feeling the earths vibrations with her amazing earth bending skills. Ozai, as the main antagonist, doesn’t show himself too often, but remains a looming force of evil that the rest of the cast need to deal with. The characters all mix well with each other and all of their personalities bounce off of each other with Sokka, Toph, and Aang being the funnier characters, and Katara and Zuko being much more serious.

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As I watched the show, I found myself immersed in the world due to the characters, amazing visual style of the animation, music and the incredible writing the writers have blessed us with. Before re-watching, I thought that the story might have been too childish for me now that I’m older, but its quite the opposite. The story is so mature and there is material that you would be surprised to see in an adult TV show being handled by “The Last Airbender” so well. The show talks about the morality of war, as well as murder, and whether or not murder should ever be right or deserved. The show also showcases slavery, poverty, and also showcases a child’s point of view on war at points.

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Avatar is a splendid example of how a “Children’s” TV Show can still be enjoyable and not only for kids. In my opinion, ”The Last Airbender” is a show that can be enjoyed and watched by all ages. The show has a perfect mixture of comedy, action, and seriousness, and is a perfect example of how a show should written, created, and animated (if show is an animation). 5 stars out of 5

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

In a previous article, I stated that I believed that the manager of Manchester United should be sacked. Ladies and gentlemen, we got em’. Jose Mourinho was sacked after the 3-0 loss to Liverpool. The ex-player Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was appointed as manger and as of today (1/13/19) Manchester United have won all 6 of their games under Solskjaer.

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With key performances from Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford, who both, under Mourinho, were not performing, but once given freedom, have shown the skill and level of prestige that the fans all knew that they had.

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New Age Music Is a Problem

With the ability for underground artists to become mainstream with apps like Soundcloud allowing artists to share their music all over the world, you would think that many talented artists would arise into the mainstream media. This has not been the case however; with artists who can’t sing, rap, or write becoming the most famous artists of our times, with Lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and Lil Uzi vert to name a few. These artists have people write, mix, and auto tune their music, and by the end of the process, the song is barely recognizable compared to its original.

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This causes the talented artists who don’t have the money to make these professional songs unable to make it big, which is a problem. There may be a slight bias due to me not enjoying the style of music most of these artists put out (mumble rap), but I think that something needs to be done for the artists without the funds to be recognized.

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Death of an artist

With the recent death of so many rappers, I thought that it would be only fitting to talk about the death of one of my favorite artists; Chester Bennington. Chester Bennington of Linkin Park is and will forever be one of my favorite artists, and also one of the most inspirational to me along the likes of Anthony Kiedis, and Paul McCartney. Chester was only 41 years old when he died and I was heartbroken when I heard the news. I had always wanted to, but I was never able to see them live. Image result for chester bennington age died

Due to my sadness, I made sure that I could see one of the other artists in the band; Mike Shinoda. This was one of the best days of my life, and I almost cried when played the original version of  “In The End”  with Chester’s original vocals. That day was one of the most amazing days I’ve ever had, and I am so glad I got to see him live.Image result for mike shinoda

Chester committed suicide, and had dealt with many demons throughout his life. If you are dealing with depression, or are having suicidal thoughts, then contact (1-800-273-8255).

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Saying Goodbye

This morning, when I woke up to get ready for my day off, I opened  my phone and was immediately devastated. As I looked at the news section of my phone, I saw a picture of Stan Lee, a man that I had always respected, and had given me joy throughout my life, and I thought to myself, “What funny thing did he do now?”, but as I read the title of the article, I was no longer exited to read the article. Stan Lee had died.

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Stan Lee for those who don’t know, was one of the original founders of Marvel Comics, along with Jack Kirby, and he was such an inspiration. Comic books at the time, were not this huge phenomenon like it is today. Superheroes weren’t even popular back then. but Stan Lee had a vision, and created what is now an empire for both comics and movies.

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Stan Lee was 95 years old when he died, and will be remembered forever.